Have you suddenly found yourself in the middle of a Zombie feast and you are the main course? Did you wake up and find that you have an amazing hunger for human flesh? Have you been living for thousands of years surviving on human blood? Do you turn into a big hairy monster with every full moon? Well today is your lucky day. You have stumbled upon Practical Living: A Guide for the Dead and Undead Alike. Here you will learn what to do if you find yourself in awkward and unforseen circumstances, no matter your "species" or status. Living or Dead, Wolf or Human, here you will find refuge from all the troubles that follow you! There will be guides for everyone and we will even have some posts that are just for fun! So please check back with us often!

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General Info
Q: How do I know what the post I am reading pertains to?
A: In the post title there will be a letter (i.e. Z) that is the first letter of the creature that is being discussed. For Example, "Z-1: The Anatomy of a Human Being" Z meaning Zombie and 1 meaning the number of the post (first).

Q: When you say "she was/is a betty" what do you mean?
A: "Betty" is a very attractive woman. It was used in the movie Clueless and kind of stuck with me. And before anyone says it is derogatory towards women, I am a woman and find nothing wrong with it!

Q: What is mortal/immortal?
A: Mortal meaning can be killed somewhat easily and tends to die of old age or disease. Immortal meaning hard to kill and does not die of old age or disease.

Q: Are the pictures/words yours or someone else's?
A: When I use someone else's work whether it be information, words/quotes, or images I will state where I obtained the work at the bottom of the post in italics marked with a asterisk.

Q: I have a question, but don't want to ask on the blog. How can I contact you?
A: At the top of the page is a "Contact Me" button. Click that and you will be able to email me!

Q: You do know all of this stuff is fake/unreal right? Why are you writing as if it were real?
A: I have my reasons for doing what I do and if you have to question the validity of this blog, then maybe you shouldn't be reading it. I not only write for myself but those who would enjoy and understand what I am writing.


Pertaining to Humans
Q: What is a human?
A: A human is a mortal being with very little if any supernatural abilities. They are somewhat easily killed and considered very fragile. As of today they are the largest species inhabiting the planet.

Pertaining to Zombies
Q: What is a Zombie?
A: A Zombie is a human that has been infected by a virus that reanimates the body after death. They are mindless drones that do nothing but hunt for food which is usually meat of any sort and usually still in its living form.

Q: What is a "Zombabe"?
A: A zombie that was a betty when human. The combination of the words zombie and babe.

Pertaining to Vampires
Q: What is a Vampire?
A: A Vampire may or may not be a formal human. The vampire is immortal and survives mainly on consuming blood. Their blood of choice is human, but they can consume blood from other living creatures.

Pertaining to Weres
Q: What is a Were?
A: A Were is a creature that most of the time seems to be human (takes human form) but "shifts" into an animal, usually a wolf, but have been known to take other forms.

Pertaining to Other Supernaturals
Q: What is a "pernat"?
A: A pernat is the term that I use for supernatural creatures that are not zombies, vampires, or weres. This can be anything from a fairy to an angel/demon to a leprechaun.

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